he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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