i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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