He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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