I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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