Well apparently he's into motor boating.
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
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I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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