He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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