his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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