Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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