I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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