U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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