How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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