It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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