Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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