Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
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She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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