do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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