Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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