porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
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I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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