I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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