We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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