just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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