What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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