I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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