I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
When did angry sex become our thing?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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