i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
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It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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