Your face is a jimmy john
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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