I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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