Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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