How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
i out mim tonsoeep
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