Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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