So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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