And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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