Christians are straight up FREAKS
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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