I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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