Your face is a jimmy john
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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