two words: eviction party
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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