I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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