is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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