I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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