dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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