***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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