Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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