Non-Jews are for practice
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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