What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
she woke up with a sticky ear
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
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Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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