So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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