i don't like sucking hair
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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