I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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