I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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