Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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