so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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