google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
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You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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